Ken
Bletsch's Most Amazing Tambo-Tations
Dear Brothers Et all [sic]:
I
am working on a BETTER way to post the #$%^&#$%^&* video I almost
made.....
and
I apologize for the following awards, to those I forgot, my spelling, my memory,
my
extreme and continuing lack of
manners/tact/political correctness/bias/male chauvinism/ and hair.
May
I have the envelopes PLEASE...............
2013
RIB Awards:
Best
Footware-Billy Baer {1st time contender}
Best
White Hair: Conroy
Mystery
Guest: Ellis Weitzman
Oldest
Shower-upper: (1965): Ted Ankeney and his lovely bride
2nd Oldest Shower-upper: Ian Dahlgard
(66)
Still
Older than crap Shower-upper: Ed McNally (67)
Least
Recognized: Ellis W.
Best
Hosts: [tie} Benute & Rat
Best
Non-Chi Host: Gary "Phi Sig" Klinefelter
Worst
Food: Tommy Boys
Longest
Trek: Mike & Robin Novack
Shortest
Trip: (tie) Hobs and Pete N.
Most
Ink: BG
Most
Missed Past Italian President: F'ing Arty
Best
Recall: Sue "Keats" (Yes, that breakfast place WAS Myrtles!}
Most
Missed Mode of Transportation: EPGV ("Ever Present Gray Valiant"}
Most
Sadly Continued MIA: Bob and Norma Long
Best
"Up close and personal photo montage": Bill Jackman
"Where
are they now" Award: George Hyfantis
Most Adventurous Tales
of Travel : Dave Rohanna
Most Adventurous
TRUE Tales of Travel : Rat Lewis
Most
Missed Smile & Demeanor: Doug Douer
Surprise Cameo
Guest Appearance by a Past President: H. T. "Higgs" Higgins
Best
1st Dropped Off at Waynesburg by Parents Story: BG
("don't embarrass your mother")
Best
Manners: Mike Nichols {always was, always will be }
Most
Weight LOST Since Graduation: Ellis
Best
Camera Work: Pete Nangeroni
Best Collection of
Nostalgia: Sue "Keats" Di Stephano {damn she saves stuff!}
Best
Old Photos of Now REALLY Old farts: Mike Novack {flashbacks a-plenty!}
Best
OLD Original Sports Ware: Barb Rushack ("3rd
Floor Denny" Indeed!]
Longest
Phone Call from Afar: Melody Sabo
Best
Missing Recording Secretary that is still Missing: Robert "Duck" Salzman
Best
Deep-down Chuckle: Auggie A.
Worst
Excuse for being a No Show: Arty {an alleged wedding to someone nobody knows)
Soberest
Drinker: Todd Latshaw
2nd
Worst Excuse for being a No Show: Vinny ( no recorded excuse known]
Best
Supposed No Show: Needle
Best
"We all knew It Would Never Last" OX Marriage: Glenn & Jill M.
Quiet
Award: Ron Saul
Most
Weight GAINED Since Graduation: lawyers suggested we kill this one
2nd
Place Quiet Award: Plug (?)
Best
Dressed: None of the above
Best Certified Liquor Inspector: Harry
Stoner
Best
Driver of a Rented Car: EB
Sorely
Missed and Missing Long Lost Pilot Award: REM
Best
Old Yellow Jacket Imitation Montage: Jaybo Stockman
2nd
Best Non-Greek Short Trip Award: John Chapman
Best
Total "In the background without graduating" Picture Appearances: Lonny
Howell
Best
"Buttering Up" of an incoming Waynesburg president: Jim Fedorka
Best
Blanket Stains: Art Swartout
Best
Haircut: Ray
Best
Idea to Pres. Lee: Rat { a plaque/memento of Greek Burg heritage}
Never Mentioned
Award: Frankie Reitz
Best
NEW Hat: Barry Everson
5th
Best hair: Plug
Caused
Most "Line-Up" Flashbacks: John Ullum
Most
Accurate Nickname: Brain
Best
Dressed-As Johnny Cash look-alike (all in black) : Ian Dahlgard
Least
Drunk: Locker
Oldest Known
Living Delt: Babe Bennet
Most
Shocked He Still Had His Own Hair (probably) : Laff
Best
Go-Tee: Dave Hasbrouck (sorry Harry)
Still
Here Award: Rick Hunnell
3rd
Best Alumni T Shirt: Tom Meighan
Best
Laugh: Jo Jo Gerst
Best
In-town Navigator: Jody "Wrong Way" Moreau
Most
Missed Non-Burg Sandwich: Baldinos
Best
Sunglasses: Haste
Most
Family Members As Alumni: Fedorka
Best
Eveningware-Non-Sportsware Shirt at Rohanna's: Locker
Baldest:
23 way tie
2nd
Best Go-T: Harry Stoner
Most
Missed Eye Doctor: Scott Weaver
Best
Excuse for Non Attendance: Soup ( get well, dude!)
And
there it is..... sorry to those I forgot..................sorry to those I don't know....
sorry to those that think THEY hands down gained the most weight....
sorry
I refuse to list things I wasn't privy to....sorry Mike "Censorship"
Nichols couldn't review this first.
Any resemblance to sarcasm and
or real people in this work of fiction is flatly denied....see my very first lawyer, BG
DiStephano, esq. |
